Here you may find the rude, the crude, the downright hilarious... all, of course, politcially incorrect but ever politely worded!

We are a pirate and a ninja forever held in the delicate balance of friendship and wedgies.

A few of our friends have known for some time of our unhealthy obsession with pants... perhaps this is the reason for which they have dwindled recently... however, we have finally decided to "come out of the underwear drawer" and confess our great and wonderful love of pants!

We hope you enjoy your time spent here, and if you have any suggestions, feel free to let us know! We hope we made you laugh, and the such. Apart from pants-related articles, we also take the time to photograph any amusing things we may see around our town.

Recently we have improved greatly, however we will keep going until we are the greatest deviantart site devoted to pants ever! So, add us to your deviantwatch list and keep an eye out for more hilarious anecdotes, photos etc!

So, keep your pants pulled up where we can see them and keep on smiling... unless you have a major-ish wedgie. Then you have our permission to stick your hand down your dear sweet pants, un-wedgie yourself and then pop right out immediately to buy some better pants.

May the Pants be with you! Hurrah!

Love, light, and Pants always,

M and P